You don’t know what the hell this page is all about. You don’t even know how you landed on this page. However, you think we look like polite, nice people (we are) and you want to help us.
Your team is struggling and you end up with the ball. Out of desperation, you drop the ball and kick it. Somehow the stars align and the ball goes through the posts. Score!
The crowd is so silent you think you’re in a cathedral. The whole stadium holds its breath. You take your kick and the crowd erupts in joy. You made it!
You get the ball in your own half. There’s still half a team to beat. However, you have never felt so fast and light. You feel like you’re an Olympic giant slalom: your opponents are poles. Suddenly you see the try line, dive like Michael Phelps and reach the promised land. TRY!
That guy that just scored a try is such a bad player he nearly didn’t make it. Worse still, he scored so far away from the posts that he couldn’t get the conversion. You get the ball and show him how it’s done. Each donor at this level will receive the official club tie.
You’re Cal Rugby playing against Stanford. Rugby is so easy. Go Bears. Each donor at this level will receive the official club blazer.
Only two words could describe this: thank you. Each donor at this level will receive the official club blazer.