This project is now in update mode. Check back regularly to see how things are progressing.
Thank you from the Heuristic Squelch!
Thanks to your help, we made it to 130% ($1,295) of our goal. We will use all of this money to print issues of our weird, beloved comedy magazine. Thank you so much to everyone who donated!
We're almost there!
In just a few days of fundraising, we've already made it to 92.5% of our goal! Thank you so much to everyone who's donated so far. Accordingly, we've decided to add a stretch goal: if we make it to $2000 by the end of October, we'll produce and print an whole extra issue next semester!
Woah, we're halfway there!
Wooaah, living on a prayer!
But seriously, thank you so much to everyone who's donated! Special shout-out to someone claiming to be Larry David, who gave us $250! If you want to help us out more, it would be great if you'd share the link crowdfund.berkeley.edu/squelch on social media.
$10
The Lincoln Twins
For the low, low price of $10, you get: -Your name listed in an upcoming magazine!
$25
Quarter hundo
For just $25 dollars, you get: -Shout out on our social media profiles -Your name used in an article in an upcoming magazine -Ambivalence about helping prop up a medium that’s clearly on its last legs
$50
Ol' Ulysses S. Grant
For just $50, you get: -Special mention in our magazine -The secret pleasure of knowing you’re corrupting art by turning it into a financial transaction -Custom written jokes for you and your friends
$100
A hundo
You get: -Special collectible sponsor issue! -YOUR head photoshopped onto an animal’s body
$250
Big Spender
-Video chat with the writers! -Special preview access to upcoming issues!
$500
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Sit in on a meeting! Your name somewhere on the back cover! PLUS: All the other perks for lower levels!
