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Fund the Heuristic Squelch

$1,295
129%
Raised toward our $1,000 Goal
27 Donors
Project has ended
Project ended on October 31, at 11:59 PM PDT
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Thank you from the Heuristic Squelch!

November 01, 2017

Thanks to your help, we made it to 130% ($1,295) of our goal. We will use all of this money to print issues of our weird, beloved comedy magazine. Thank you so much to everyone who donated! 

 

We're almost there!

October 03, 2017

In just a few days of fundraising, we've already made it to 92.5% of our goal! Thank you so much to everyone who's donated so far. Accordingly, we've decided to add a stretch goal: if we make it to $2000 by the end of October, we'll produce and print an whole extra issue next semester!

Woah, we're halfway there!

October 01, 2017

Wooaah, living on a prayer!

But seriously, thank you so much to everyone who's donated! Special shout-out to someone claiming to be Larry David, who gave us $250! If you want to help us out more, it would be great if you'd share the link crowdfund.berkeley.edu/squelch on social media.

Our way
of Thanking You

$10

The Lincoln Twins

For the low, low price of $10, you get: -Your name listed in an upcoming magazine!

5 of 10000 Claimed
Estimated Delivery: November 2017

$25

Quarter hundo

For just $25 dollars, you get: -Shout out on our social media profiles -Your name used in an article in an upcoming magazine -Ambivalence about helping prop up a medium that’s clearly on its last legs

8 of Unlimited Claimed
Estimated Delivery: November 2017

$50

Ol' Ulysses S. Grant

For just $50, you get: -Special mention in our magazine -The secret pleasure of knowing you’re corrupting art by turning it into a financial transaction -Custom written jokes for you and your friends

5 of 20 Claimed
Estimated Delivery: November 2017

$100

A hundo

You get: -Special collectible sponsor issue! -YOUR head photoshopped onto an animal’s body

3 of 20 Claimed
Estimated Delivery: November 2017

$250

Big Spender

-Video chat with the writers! -Special preview access to upcoming issues!

1 of 20 Claimed
Estimated Delivery: November 2017

$500

$$$

Sit in on a meeting! Your name somewhere on the back cover! PLUS: All the other perks for lower levels!

0 of 10 Claimed
Estimated Delivery: November 2017
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