For the low, low price of $10, you get: -Your name listed in an upcoming magazine!

For just $25 dollars, you get: -Shout out on our social media profiles -Your name used in an article in an upcoming magazine -Ambivalence about helping prop up a medium that’s clearly on its last legs

For just $50, you get: -Special mention in our magazine -The secret pleasure of knowing you’re corrupting art by turning it into a financial transaction -Custom written jokes for you and your friends

You get: -Special collectible sponsor issue! -YOUR head photoshopped onto an animal’s body

-Video chat with the writers! -Special preview access to upcoming issues!

Sit in on a meeting! Your name somewhere on the back cover! PLUS: All the other perks for lower levels!