For the low, low price of $10, you get:
-Your name listed in an upcoming magazine!
For just $25 dollars, you get:
-Shout out on our social media profiles
-Your name used in an article in an upcoming magazine
-Ambivalence about helping prop up a medium that’s clearly on its last legs
For just $50, you get:
-Special mention in our magazine
-The secret pleasure of knowing you’re corrupting art by turning it into a financial transaction
-Custom written jokes for you and your friends
-Special collectible sponsor issue!
-YOUR head photoshopped onto an animal’s body
-Video chat with the writers!
-Special preview access to upcoming issues!
Sit in on a meeting!
Your name somewhere on the back cover!
PLUS: All the other perks for lower levels!